Neighbourhood Watch The Misses Twitchen, old and grey, On ‘doggy do’s’ have much to say, They really think it isn’t fun To clear the verge of all that dung. The trouble is, as they have found, They live too near the playing ground And people have to pass that way To watch their children go and play And so it’s natural, they’d agree, To walk the dog for company. But if these owners were controlled They wouldn’t need the paths patrolled, They’ve read such items in the news And gathered up the peoples views And know there is an easier way To keep these ‘doggy do’s’ at bay. And now the council’s voted in Their path should get a brand new bin The Misses Twitchen think it’s super To have a bin with pooper scooper! Back to village